Featured Fuckery of The Week

Brought to you by @HoodGeeKn

"Man listen im GanGsta..
Everyone who knows me knows ima G when it comes down to it.. But man listen i got herbed by a group of dirty mice chasing toddlers last nite while shopping for my cheese cake ingredients..

So peep...

(got most of the things i needed, now im looking for a hand mixer)

im in the aisle with the electric hand mixers in it, I see a bunch of lil kids at the end of the aisle posted up hardbody like this was there territory.. So i think in my head where the hell are there parents.. Im like w/e.. I squat down to take a look at the mixers cuz they was on the bottom shelf...And from the corner of my eye I see these lil niccas walkin my way.. Im like this world now-a-day is a no bueno.. So these niccas stopped right on the side of me.. I look from the corner of my eye like

WTF....

I look straight in this nicca eye..

 (remember im squating so we the same height)

so im looking shorty dead in his eyes for like 15 sec..

this nicca never blinked and yes, I punked out and looked at his shirt..

I stood up and he was like

"gimme 5"

.Im like "No!"

He say "gimme 5"

.. Im like "lil nicca no"

Then from the back of the group, they part like the Red Sea..

And theres a lil girl walkin thru the crowd

(the godfather) ..

she gets to the front and say..

"why u dont wanna give him 5?"

"Cuz i dont want to.. wheres yall parents at?"

.. the lil nicca say..

"gimme 5"

.. im like

"Fuk outta here nicca.. u aint getting nothing.. it looks like u got the swine flu.. i aint touchin u.."

the girl is like

"Whats the swine flu?"

"I dont know ask him he got it..."

 So I turn around and walk away.. these niccas start follow me.. I speed up.. these nicca start joggin.. I started to jog.. they started to run... im like OH Shit...Ii started to jog faster up and down aisles.. so I run to the comforter section.. it was this HUGE 5 piece comforter set.. so im like aight i could slow these niccas down... little did i know these niccas was on my ass.. so i turn the corner and threw the comforter down rite behind me... but the kid was so close it KNOCKED THE ShIT OUTTA HIM!!.. this niccca flew mad hard against the aisle... i turned around and started to laugh..

he then let out this HUGE ROAR

"UHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
.. im like uh oh.. gotta go.. rite b4 i go to turn around..
the lil girl(the godfather) trips over the comforter..
and then another kid trip over the first kids leg...
OMG.. i was CRYIN!!!.. then i ran downstairs to check out. hopin they didnt find me..

LMAO.. note while i was running i had a gallon of milk, cream cheese, vanila and almond extract, graham crakers and a mixer... and didnt drop anything!!

P.S... they was no older than 7 LMAO"

*passes mic*

Excuse me, but is that Bitchassness I smell?

Well good riddence, you stink.

I'm pretty much sick and tired of people.

I think so many of these people nowadays are experiencing a seriouss fucking malfunction.

Like, deadass, get your shit together.

Stop ass kissing every five seconds just because you want to be apart of something that you feel may or may NOT happen (i place my bets on NOT happening).

REALIZE when people don't like you and when they pretend they actually do.

Please, OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES!

This is not like me.

But people, you're being so damn naieve, it's driving me insane!

I believe Twitter is going to be the downfall of a lot of things and a lot of people.

One day, someone like me is going to have enough of all the BITCHASSNESS on her timeline and flip the fucking light fantastic!

and let me tell you, i have NO problem if no one likes me, cos honestly, ask yourself this

"who the am i?"

the answer,

NO ONE.

Mama does NOT, i repeat, DOES NOT give a flying fuck wether you like her, what she says, how she feels, what she does or how she expresses it.

My high yellow, hot temepered, Lebanese and African American ass COULDN'T care less.

 That's right, COULDN'T for all ya'll bitches that didnt know the proper way to say it.

If you feel I'm not being classy, or intelligent... BLOW ME.

eat shit and bark at the moon u senseless pieces of shit.

*THROWS mic*

Solemn, 2010.

I can't crawl in a dark hole when it seems so bright.

I can't run around like I don't care when everything about him seems so right.

But I can fuck it all away and be the whore you thought I was, right?

Well fuckers, Here I am.

And I feel as vulgar as ever.

I'm out to hurt feelings because it's 2010 and because I can

yet, the only feelings im willing to hurt are my own

Ponder that.

Im reckless with it.

My soul is vacant with it.

love is like a terrible force to be reckoned with but once it's tamed, my God how I love it.

Yet, I haven't loved it in quite some time now.

Quite. Some. Time.

Well, now I sound like a fat ass contradiction, now don't I?

But it's not.

Just the truth coming out that way.

And pardon me sir,

 if you didn't want me to love you this hard,

guess you should have backed off last month when

i made it blatenly clear, right?

Now, how do i sound?

Terrible, huh?

Cos I don't doubt his love for me at all.

I just doubt the time in which he'll be mine.

if ever.

It's like an addiction.

I've never had to deal with feelings like this before.

ever.

And now, Im lost.

..and she feels a little something like this...

Of course it comes down to this;

"Girl, relaaaaax."

I rush this because I never thought I would feel this (again)

Shit, I'm not ever sure I've ever truly felt this before.

I'm back to being confused again. . .
I was thoroughly sure of myself and then
*POOF*
it all disappeared and now I don't know which way is up (or down).
I told myself that it would never come to this, and alas, it has.
 I'm pretty fed up with myself as of right now.
If I bite my tongue any longer im going to choke on all this blood  (nasty, right?)
But, I can't rush things.

A.k.a, shut the fuck up Ashley.

I could probably blog about love and pain and heartache and bitchassness for days.

but you,
I cannot blog about at all because "we" don't exist.

It's just you and I,
 feeling the same thing,
yet walking in different directions.

I'm not sure what to do about this but keep quiet and hope for the best.

Ha, yeah, hope.
 I've lacked that for quite some time now.

But it's something I seemingly find in your heart.

*DropsMic*

I was gone for a minute, now im back...

I've been trying to reevaluate my life, so to speak.
Trying to figure out where I've gone wrong, what I'm doing wrong, and what I can do to do better. I'm in the process of fixing a lot of things, but i know i'll be okay.
*thumbs up*

Sometimes it's just best to let some things go and see if perhaps, they will come back to you. I'm pretty confident that something will happen one day, just not right now when I seemingly need/want it the most...it's just not going to happen. My timing once again, is perfect *note sarcasm*

It feels as if the world is raining down upon my soul again...this is a decision I hated having to make.

"I don't want to be here without you/I can't breathe"

but hey, you can't lose something that you never really had in the first place, right?


*drops mic*

I stand Alone.

It’s a gut wrenching feeling.
and here I am weeping as if I’m more lost now than I have ever been.
I feel like screaming words upon words, upon vowels, upon consonants, upon expletives right in the face of the one person that matters toooooo much but shouldn’t matter at all.

What am I supposed to do?
This isn’t a position for the weak-hearted.
And to think I never looked at myself as weak-hearted.
After everything I’ve been through I half expected my heart to be one of the toughest to get to…

but here I am…

Weak (adjective); not strong; liable to yield, break, or collapse under pressure or strain; fragile


There are just some things you can’t let go of and it’s not your fault.
You probably shouldn’t feel weak for it either.
You can’t help who your heart attaches itself to.
Although I wish you could.

My heart is wrapped around him like a tight fisted heavy weight fighter ready to take on victory. I don’t like to admit to such a silly feelings, yet here I am.
And there you are.

And I could probably conjure up a millions reason why I deserve this feeling
But it’s the simple few that are not allowing me to.

I can say this...

As weak as I may think I am because I allowed this…I am not.

I fought hard as hell for this feeling to go away…even doing things that I thought would take my heart away from him, even writing myself a million nightmares to scare him away.

Yes, she finally collapsed under the strain of fighting away her heart from falling in-love.

Believe me not, but I know what this is.

*Holds mic*

Lacking Sense.

I feel as if I’m shutting down.
Like a power outage; you always know when there's going to be one. Everything slowly starts to power down and makes that crazy noise (you know what noise I’m speaking of?)
And although it happens in a matter of seconds, mine is seemingly happening in a matter of days; Slow days.
A power outage lasting much longer than I wish for,
But giving me time to correct the problem and power back up.
I’m not sure at this point if I wish to fix it.
I’m not sure if shutting down completely isn’t what I want.

I’m confused.
And I know why.
I’m not sure if I’ll state every reason behind why I am
but I know why...

Ya know, it's weird because I’m not really confused... I’m just stuck in a place, feeling a certain type of way and I can't seem to escape the feeling. No matter what I tell myself and no matter what is told to me, I just can’t seem to run away from it. Let it go.

haha, yeah.
Let. It. Go.

*flings mic*