Featured Fuckery of The Week

Brought to you by @HoodGeeKn

"Man listen im GanGsta..
Everyone who knows me knows ima G when it comes down to it.. But man listen i got herbed by a group of dirty mice chasing toddlers last nite while shopping for my cheese cake ingredients..

So peep...

(got most of the things i needed, now im looking for a hand mixer)

im in the aisle with the electric hand mixers in it, I see a bunch of lil kids at the end of the aisle posted up hardbody like this was there territory.. So i think in my head where the hell are there parents.. Im like w/e.. I squat down to take a look at the mixers cuz they was on the bottom shelf...And from the corner of my eye I see these lil niccas walkin my way.. Im like this world now-a-day is a no bueno.. So these niccas stopped right on the side of me.. I look from the corner of my eye like

WTF....

I look straight in this nicca eye..

 (remember im squating so we the same height)

so im looking shorty dead in his eyes for like 15 sec..

this nicca never blinked and yes, I punked out and looked at his shirt..

I stood up and he was like

"gimme 5"

.Im like "No!"

He say "gimme 5"

.. Im like "lil nicca no"

Then from the back of the group, they part like the Red Sea..

And theres a lil girl walkin thru the crowd

(the godfather) ..

she gets to the front and say..

"why u dont wanna give him 5?"

"Cuz i dont want to.. wheres yall parents at?"

.. the lil nicca say..

"gimme 5"

.. im like

"Fuk outta here nicca.. u aint getting nothing.. it looks like u got the swine flu.. i aint touchin u.."

the girl is like

"Whats the swine flu?"

"I dont know ask him he got it..."

 So I turn around and walk away.. these niccas start follow me.. I speed up.. these nicca start joggin.. I started to jog.. they started to run... im like OH Shit...Ii started to jog faster up and down aisles.. so I run to the comforter section.. it was this HUGE 5 piece comforter set.. so im like aight i could slow these niccas down... little did i know these niccas was on my ass.. so i turn the corner and threw the comforter down rite behind me... but the kid was so close it KNOCKED THE ShIT OUTTA HIM!!.. this niccca flew mad hard against the aisle... i turned around and started to laugh..

he then let out this HUGE ROAR

"UHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
.. im like uh oh.. gotta go.. rite b4 i go to turn around..
the lil girl(the godfather) trips over the comforter..
and then another kid trip over the first kids leg...
OMG.. i was CRYIN!!!.. then i ran downstairs to check out. hopin they didnt find me..

LMAO.. note while i was running i had a gallon of milk, cream cheese, vanila and almond extract, graham crakers and a mixer... and didnt drop anything!!

P.S... they was no older than 7 LMAO"

*passes mic*

Excuse me, but is that Bitchassness I smell?

Well good riddence, you stink.

I'm pretty much sick and tired of people.

I think so many of these people nowadays are experiencing a seriouss fucking malfunction.

Like, deadass, get your shit together.

Stop ass kissing every five seconds just because you want to be apart of something that you feel may or may NOT happen (i place my bets on NOT happening).

REALIZE when people don't like you and when they pretend they actually do.

Please, OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES!

This is not like me.

But people, you're being so damn naieve, it's driving me insane!

I believe Twitter is going to be the downfall of a lot of things and a lot of people.

One day, someone like me is going to have enough of all the BITCHASSNESS on her timeline and flip the fucking light fantastic!

and let me tell you, i have NO problem if no one likes me, cos honestly, ask yourself this

"who the am i?"

the answer,

NO ONE.

Mama does NOT, i repeat, DOES NOT give a flying fuck wether you like her, what she says, how she feels, what she does or how she expresses it.

My high yellow, hot temepered, Lebanese and African American ass COULDN'T care less.

 That's right, COULDN'T for all ya'll bitches that didnt know the proper way to say it.

If you feel I'm not being classy, or intelligent... BLOW ME.

eat shit and bark at the moon u senseless pieces of shit.

*THROWS mic*